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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?


me:  im so tired
mum:  what have you done today?
me:  nothing

baby:  d-d-d-d
dad:  daddy?
baby:  destroy capitalism
karl marx:  nice
Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot