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Wanda Sex Tip #532

wanda-sex-tips:

When he is about to take your virginity, say ” Swiper no swiping!”

cosmo sex tip

not-the-cops:

 in midst of orgasm, loudly yell ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS

Cosmo sex tip #89403

irascorpious:

When he comes in your mouth, swallow and look lustfully into his eyes and whisper “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

Cosmo Sex Tip #312

starkexpos:

When your partner is nearing climax lean forward and whisper “Hail Hydra” then smile.

captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

Wanda Sex Tip #466

wanda-sex-tips:

Instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

flamelscross:

ss-tiles:

“writing a fic with a hardcore lemon in it!!!”

i don’t understand

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hardcore lemon??

And this is the difference between fandom generations.

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through